The "Nextest" Generation EDR

EDR officially stands for "Endpoint Detection and Response." But at CustodianTwo, we like to think of it as "Extremely Dramatic Reactions" to cyber threats. Our software will literally gasp and clutch its pearls when it detects malware.

While other EDR solutions merely detect and respond to threats, CustodianTwo judges them harshly. Our software doesn't just block malware; it sends passive-aggressive notifications to the attacker about their poor life choices. Also, we use more buzzwords per square inch of marketing material than any competitor.

"Nextest" is what happens when our marketing team wanted to one-up "next-gen" but couldn't spell "nextest." We decided to keep it because it tested well with focus groups who thought it sounded futuristic. It has no actual technical meaning, but it makes investors happy.

CustodianTwo doesn't slow down your computer; it gives your computer time to think deeply about security. Those aren't hangs or freezes you're experiencing—they're "proactive security meditation sessions." Your computer is becoming more mindful about threats.

We offer a "money-back consideration process" where we carefully consider giving you your money back before ultimately deciding that we prefer to keep it. But seriously, if you're not satisfied, our customer happiness engineers will work tirelessly to convince you that you actually are satisfied.